What do I need??

I was tagged by Amity...

So, here is what I need....

1. Janet needs 500 more tiles (should I be re-doing a bathroom or something?)
2. Janet needs help (who doesn't)
3. Janet needs to do the damn thing (I need to do many damn things)
4. Janet needs to be terminated (somedays I think so ;)
5. Janet needs access to my science webpage (no I don't)
6. Janet needs to stop being so proud (oh hell no!)
7. Janet needs another cat (NOOO, I hate cats)
8. Janet needs to raise the bar (could be)
9. Janet needs to try to explain (what??)
10. Janet needs to fire her publicist (I didn't know I had one!)

So... about half of mine had to do with Janet Jackson... I guess I'm not the only famous Janet in the world.